Favourite genre of music: jazz, classic movie soundtrack
Operating System: windows xp
Whoa! This is err… different. Kinda colourful though. Sort of like I’ve landed in a children’s television show. I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m actually showing on the tummy of a Teletubbie or if Iggle Piggle suddenly turns up in a train that’s too small for him. Those characters over by that pot don’t look very pretty though. Not quite as ugly as Cabbage Patch Kids, but still pretty gruesome. Still at least it looks like I’m in time for dinner. I wonder what’s on the menu.
Hold on a minute, what’s with the ropes here? Tied up? Where’s that come from? Can’t… get… loose… either. Phew, tired myself out just trying. Think I’ll just chill out and watch what’s going on. Lots of bones and skulls lying about. Oh I get it, they’re cannibals. Except they’re trolls and so they’re just human eaters. They’re only cannibals if they eat other trolls. Hmmm. Probably not a good idea to be tied up around human eating trolls. I wonder if I should be worried about that. Still, cute bikini I’ve got on, and I have to say, this tied up thing, it’s kinda sexy.
These ropes, they really are very tight and I really can’t get free. And it’s turning me on so much. Wish I had a vibrator to sit on. I wonder if I’ll taste better if my meat is all flooded with sexy hormones. And what’s this? A little, grey err… rabbit-like thing with a knife and a…
Phew, for a moment there I thought I might actually be going to get eaten, but a rabbit with a utility belt? Now I know I’m just high as a kite. This is good shit that Miranda’s got hold of. I really shouldn’t be smoking it but hey, if she leaves it lying about…
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