Anna and the Aliens

Our mission is clear: Invade the spaceship of these aliens while the majority of their forces are 'exploring' our beautiful land, plant the Absortronic into their database, capture one of them with the maximum discretion...
Ehrrr... Sir.
Yes, Mlogababashha?
Capture one of them? They are not listed in the 'Ganol', we don't know anything about their physiology and constitution, we could set the pacificators on low and still kill one of them for all we know...
Which is why we will only enforce that part of the mission after the Absortronic gather enough data about them. The preliminar analysis shows that they have huge databases. It seems that ours is the first planet that their species reached that has more than bacterias and amoebas, they seem to be the vanguard of an invading colonization force...
What??? Let's kill them all!!!!
Based on insuficiente data collected under inadequate circumstances?
Hmmm... sorry, Sir, but... they seem to be much bigger than we are...
Oh, they are, but apparently they aren't much more strong than a Zslopenian Grynn... Anyway, here's what we will do...

SEVEN HOURS LATER
Are you sure that this will work with him?
First of all, it's a 'she'. Secondly, it is working, SHE is unable to shout for help or prevent us to fulfill our mission, which is take her with us, and as soon as we finish with this stuff she calls 'Bondage' with her, we will take her to the spy ship...
I don't know, this stuff we are using to restrain her, and the stuff we used to silence her... she provided it all...
Yes, most intriguing... she's the officer in charge of the security of all the mission, and is quite apt for that task, and yet she enjoys fantasies of being helpless... Well, she's an alien. Different psychology apparently... In any case, as usual the Absortronic was spot on. We attacked her when she least expected and we used the correct amount of energy to stun her, the materials to restrain her where the Absortronic informed us they would be and we even got manuals to properly restrain her in her species' 'fashion'. If at least this stuff called ‘ropework’ was less complicated…

Why don’t we try copying that other picture?

She doesn’t have that much… ‘tape’ with her.  I think that I should pass the rope right…

Here…?


story by capitaosete