The dangerous stalemate in noir

OK, how do we get out of this situation?
Simple, I get the money and you boys get the girl.
Sorry, with that money I can get a dozen girls like her, at least, and much more where I am headed after I grab the money.
Oh really? You and what army, Cavannaugh? Are you forgetting that your men are either dead or behind bars?
Just like yours are too, Rambaldi...
Boys...
Shut up!!!!
Oooooh, poor me, I just happen to have a gun and I don't know what to do with it... Oh, wait a moment, I do know what to do with it...
Yeah, so do I...
And me too...
Boys, we're getting nowhere like this...
Any suggestions, Mathilda?
Do you honestly think that my mother would commit the crime to give me such a name? I am using a fake identity, boys, you don't know what is my real name, but she does...
So?
Am I wrong to assume that there's about 21 packages of one thousand dollars bills in the case?
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Looks like.
Yeah (one, two, three... twenty, twenty-one) Yeah, two point one million dollars.
I want some money for my efforts tonight and I want the only person in town who know my name in my possession as well, so I'll grab ONE, only one package of the bills and I'll get 100K for my troubles and killings tonight, and you guys find a way to split the two millions between you.
Not bad...
Not bad? She shot my men and she gets away with 100K?
Don't forget the girl...
LIKE I CARE ABOUT THAT...!!!!
Manners, boys, manners. You don't like the idea that I'll get some money for me? Then go after me after you guys settle down a deal, or not.


TWO HOURS LATER
Can you at least untie me?
No.
No?
'Don't worry, Loretta, I have him in the palm of my hand, and I can do it with my eyes closed!'
But I did manage to exchange the real money for that one Uncle Davis made in his 'shop'!!!!
I know, and by the time whoever gets out of  that Mexican ballet back there realizes that you was the only one who could have done that...
Then why haven't you untied me?
Because that's the fifth time in a row, dear cousin, that I have to save your pretty ass from trouble that arose due to your incapacity of realizing when its the best time to get out through the back door!
But...
SHUT UP!!!
MMMMMMMPPPPHHHHHH????? (...) MMMMMMMMMwometmma...
Shut or I'll... you want me to scratch your nose? (...) Alright I'll do it, but not a muffled grunt from you until we reach LA, or you'll do the rest of the trip in the trunk!!!

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