The girl who was wanted by a gangster

But I had all my guys looking out for her!
I know...
And all my informers had her picture!
I know...
Then how come you...
Darling, just because I dress like I do and keep my mouth shut like 99% of the time you are talking business with the boys, that doesn't means that I cannot hear and comprehend what you guys talk about...
(Interesting...)
So...?
You want this dame because she's the one that can tell the G-men where were you last May the 5th, right?
(This bimbo knows too much!)
So...?
And you told Louie and the others that she lived in that junk in the 45th St, right?
So...?
I went there and checked the place myself, and guess what I found?
(...)?
A laundry bill.
So...?
I could tell you how that little piece of paper made me find her, but it's a long story anyway and you can't wait to see her, right?
(Oh you're going to tell... you are going to tell me everything you know about my beat!)
You're right, where's that ******?
Waiting for us... this way...


story by capitaosete