The princess is leaving the castle

Where's the straw? There's always sodding straw on these carts. Why can't there be a big pile of it on this one? It's never gonna work, there's just not enough stuff on this cart. Someone's going to see and then all hell will break loose. "Alarm, Alarm! The princess is being kidnapped! Close the gates, lower the portcullis. Declare war!"
Maybe I should have used the barrel but it didn't look big enough. Not a very sexy way for a princess to be abducted anyway, stuffed into a barrel. Not very dignified either. But then it's not very dignified for a princess to be abducted without a dress on is it. How can a lady be a sexy damsel in distress without a proper gown to wear? Stupid mistake. Next time I'll remember to get dressed properly before I tie myself up.


by tean33.deviantart.com/