jungle girl vs hunters

(....)

'Hey... Joe...'

'What do you want now?'

'I still that we...'

'Mike, let me say it one last time my dear kid brother:'WE ARE NOT GOING TO LET HER GO'!!!'

'But, she's just a girl...'

'Who gave you this black eye, made half of our men run away and put guys much much more dangerous than me or you in jail for life or in the cemetery! THAT is the only way to make sure we can do our business, get paid and don't go behind bars for life!'

'But, she's just a girl...'

'That pals around with tigers, kills alligators for breakfast and gorillas before naptime!'

'But...'

'BUT nothing! Don't fall for that trick of hers!'

'Trick?'

'Yes you idiot!!! The old 'I'm just a girl that you tied up sooooo crudely... please just give me some slack on my bonds...'

'A trick?'

'Yes you idiot, do you honestly think we're the firsts to manage to overpower her? It's always the same routine... pleading eyes and heavy sighs and muffled 'pleases' all around and some slack is given and all hell breaks lose!'

'It was all a trick?'

'(...) What do you mean with 'it was all a trick'?'

'ALARM!!!!! She has escaped!!!!!'

'Mike... you are an idiot!!!!'


story by capiraosete